A Little Piece of the Heaven You'll Never Enter
Muzickalgirl (Mibba): I wuv you all. Excuse my conceit. I know no better. The only time I will say I'm conceited.
CKY:TightTushZealot (Mibba) Lol
M. Vengeance (Mibba): lol
zomby. (Mibba): Well I wuv you too, even with your conceit.
Muzickalgirl (Mibba): So save it if you intend to use it later.
Muzickalgirl (Mibba): With the date and time cuz I will dENY.
M. Vengeance (Mibba): I'm too lazy.
CKY:TightTushZealot (Mibba) It's in the Mibba chat archive.
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:30:20 PM): ...Do you think I'm vain?
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:30:24 PM): Yes.
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:30:34 PM): Feel free to hesitate!
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:30:42 PM): And I don't do drugs lol. I just get bursts of energy.
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:30:52 PM): Why hesitate when I know the answer?
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:30:58 PM): Lmao. MEAN!
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:31:00 PM): I am not.
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:31:17 PM): Truth hurts.
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:31:35 PM): It's not the truth.
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:31:38 PM): Pffft
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:31:40 PM): Denial
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:32:08 PM): NOT!
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:32:30 PM): Acceptance is the first step.
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:33:02 PM): I know it is. But I don't accept lies.
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:33:16 PM): When have I lied to you?
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:33:32 PM): ...Damn.
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:34:34 PM): Exactly.
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:34:55 PM): First for everything!
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:34:59 PM): Maybe.
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:35:33 PM): *insert raised eyebrow smilie*
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:36:20 PM): I hate that look. It confirms I'm reaching.
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:36:26 PM): Rofl
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:37:43 PM): Hmmm...maybe you're lying making me think that you're tricking me when in reality you're NOT telling the truth.
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:39:55 PM): Or I could simply be telling the truth knowing that you won't want to believe me either way it goes so you'll come up with stupid scenarios in order to make yourself feel better about the above average level of self-love you have.
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:40:22 PM): Above average level of self-love? Lmao ow.
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:40:46 PM): Like I said. Truth hurts.
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:41:21 PM): I meant wow but yeeesh. I do not have an above average level. Self-esteem is above level now? Given the skanks of America, I mean, okay.
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:42:30 PM): People with a normal self-esteem have highs and lows. Not once have I known you to have a day where you are just completely down on yourself.
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:42:48 PM): I have had days when I am down on myself.
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:43:11 PM): If you say so.
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:43:46 PM): Lol
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:44:09 PM): Look, I'm not down on myself often. Cuz I mean, pfft what is there to be down about
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:45:17 PM): Way to prove my point. It could also be that I just don't think the same way you do. Therefore, to me, you are vain. In my mind, people who talk about themselves constantly lack humility and understanding of what actually matters in this life.
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:45:45 PM): Lmao I understand what matters. You know that. So you just think I lack humility. XD
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:45:52 PM): DAMN! I did prove your point.
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:46:18 PM): In essence, yes you did.
Muzickalgirl (Mibba): I wuv you all. Excuse my conceit. I know no better. The only time I will say I'm conceited.
CKY:TightTushZealot (Mibba) Lol
M. Vengeance (Mibba): lol
zomby. (Mibba): Well I wuv you too, even with your conceit.
Muzickalgirl (Mibba): So save it if you intend to use it later.
Muzickalgirl (Mibba): With the date and time cuz I will dENY.
M. Vengeance (Mibba): I'm too lazy.
CKY:TightTushZealot (Mibba) It's in the Mibba chat archive.
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:30:20 PM): ...Do you think I'm vain?
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:30:24 PM): Yes.
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:30:34 PM): Feel free to hesitate!
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:30:42 PM): And I don't do drugs lol. I just get bursts of energy.
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:30:52 PM): Why hesitate when I know the answer?
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:30:58 PM): Lmao. MEAN!
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:31:00 PM): I am not.
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:31:17 PM): Truth hurts.
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:31:35 PM): It's not the truth.
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:31:38 PM): Pffft
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:31:40 PM): Denial
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:32:08 PM): NOT!
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:32:30 PM): Acceptance is the first step.
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:33:02 PM): I know it is. But I don't accept lies.
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:33:16 PM): When have I lied to you?
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:33:32 PM): ...Damn.
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:34:34 PM): Exactly.
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:34:55 PM): First for everything!
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:34:59 PM): Maybe.
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:35:33 PM): *insert raised eyebrow smilie*
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:36:20 PM): I hate that look. It confirms I'm reaching.
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:36:26 PM): Rofl
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:37:43 PM): Hmmm...maybe you're lying making me think that you're tricking me when in reality you're NOT telling the truth.
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:39:55 PM): Or I could simply be telling the truth knowing that you won't want to believe me either way it goes so you'll come up with stupid scenarios in order to make yourself feel better about the above average level of self-love you have.
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:40:22 PM): Above average level of self-love? Lmao ow.
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:40:46 PM): Like I said. Truth hurts.
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:41:21 PM): I meant wow but yeeesh. I do not have an above average level. Self-esteem is above level now? Given the skanks of America, I mean, okay.
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:42:30 PM): People with a normal self-esteem have highs and lows. Not once have I known you to have a day where you are just completely down on yourself.
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:42:48 PM): I have had days when I am down on myself.
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:43:11 PM): If you say so.
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:43:46 PM): Lol
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:44:09 PM): Look, I'm not down on myself often. Cuz I mean, pfft what is there to be down about
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:45:17 PM): Way to prove my point. It could also be that I just don't think the same way you do. Therefore, to me, you are vain. In my mind, people who talk about themselves constantly lack humility and understanding of what actually matters in this life.
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:45:45 PM): Lmao I understand what matters. You know that. So you just think I lack humility. XD
Mootard (7/21/2009 10:45:52 PM): DAMN! I did prove your point.
lyndsey (7/21/2009 10:46:18 PM): In essence, yes you did.
lyndsey: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WHERE DID YOU GO WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COTTON EYE JOE!
lyndsey: Lol someone was playing the spoons at the party last night
Mootard: Oh Lord.
Mootard: What the thing you use to screw drills in?
Mootard: It's electric..
lyndsey: What? No. Two metal eating spoons.
Mootard: I'm asking you what the thing is~
lyndsey: I'm confused.
Mootard: I'm asking you what the tool is that you use to drill screws in the wall!
Mootard: It's electric it makes a cool sound.
lyndsey: Read all the words in that sentence carefully.
lyndsey: And feel the power of my mental smacks.
lyndsey: Maybe even a punt in the cooter if you don't get it.
Mootard: An electric screwdriver.
Mootard: There's no other name for it?
Mootard: Oh.
Mootard: A drill.
Mootard: HAHAHAA
Mootard: Ow.
lyndsey: Exactly.
lyndsey: Mootard.
Mootard: Sorry!
mulisskaa: lol i'll be okay. just don't hurt em too bad. i blame brian for all this anyhow
lyndsey: So can I burn all his v-necks?
lyndsey: I mean really.
lyndsey: Stop stealing Kenna's shirts!
mulisskaa: matt's or brians?
lyndsey: -_- Matt has v-necks?
mulisskaa: O_O nooooo
lyndsey: I'm burning every fucking v-neck within a 100 minle radius of the boys.
mulisskaa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
mulisskaa: i can see his tats with the v neck :[
lyndsey: No grown ass man needs to wear a teen girls shirt.
mulisskaa: it's like getting a free show in public without being a perv XD
lyndsey: He can just take the damn shirt off then.
lyndsey: Those damn v-necks are atrocious.
lyndsey: JUST BECAUSE BOYS WEAR GIRL PANTS DOESN'T MAKE IT OKAY TO STEAL THEIR SHIRTS TOO!
mulisskaa: they make v necks for guys...
lyndsey: -_- Still fucking nasty.
mulisskaa: hey i wear guys v necks! cause i'm not a fucking twig
lyndsey: V-necks on girls are fine. Not on boys. Never on boys.
mulisskaa: why not?
mulisskaa: all you see is chesty muscles..
lyndsey: Just lose the fuckin shirt if that's the purpose!
mulisskaa: -_- there's no winning this is there
lyndsey: No.
lyndsey: ....Is this what our fights are going to be like when we live together?
mulisskaa: lmao probably.
mulisskaa: O_O
mulisskaa: i dont want to read about someone eating squirrles!
lyndsey: Rofl
mulisskaa: i lub squirrles :[
lyndsey: I don't. Those rats are evil!
mulisskaa: it's not in my nature to hate animals
lyndsey: I don't have animals. I just have a strong dislike for some birds and squirrels.
mulisskaa: lol
lyndsey: Those rats like to get in front of my car while I'm driving!
mulisskaa: well yeah cause their brain is the size of a penny
lyndsey: Birds do it too! They dive bomb in front of my grill.
mulisskaa: again, brain size of penny
lyndsey: Yeah well that penny sized brain can be splattered over the under carriage or grill of my car while I drive away cackling.
mulisskaa: lol you're sick
lyndsey: So I've been told.
Otter Nicole: You know what's slightly racist?
lyndsey: ?
Otter Nicole: Naming every panda Ping.
lyndsey: Rofl
Otter Nicole: I mean really?
lyndsey: It is.
Otter Nicole: XD
Mootard: Who would you fuck, marry or kill among the Avenged clan?
lyndsey: Fuck Matt, marry Zack and kill....that's one's hard.
Mootard: Yeah...
lyndsey: Lol What about you?
Mootard: Um..
Mootard: I would fuck Brian. Marry Matt. Kill...damn it no.
Mootard: Fuck Brian, Matt or Johnny...Damn it.
lyndsey: Lol and does clan include roadies and techs?
Mootard: Si.
lyndsey: Oh. Then that changes my answer.
Mootard: Lol k
Mootard: You can have two for each. Cuz wow.
lyndsey: Um.... let's see. Fuck Matt or Brian, marry Jason or Johnny (duh) and there would be no kill. Let's change it to kick in the balls and that would be Danny or Rob.
Mootard: ROFL
lyndsey: Though now I feel bad leaving Zack out.
lyndsey: So he'd get thrown in the marry pile.
Mootard: Fuck Matt or Thor. Marry Brian or Jason and kick Zacky or Danny's balls.
lyndsey: And if it really came down to it, I'd fuck Thor.
Mootard: Without the stomach. XD
lyndsey: Why would you murder Zack's testicles?!
lyndsey: Lol
lyndsey: Hell with the stomach. His hair makes up for it.
Mootard: I don't know. He seems like a capable subject.
lyndsey: Lol someone was playing the spoons at the party last night
Mootard: Oh Lord.
Mootard: What the thing you use to screw drills in?
Mootard: It's electric..
lyndsey: What? No. Two metal eating spoons.
Mootard: I'm asking you what the thing is~
lyndsey: I'm confused.
Mootard: I'm asking you what the tool is that you use to drill screws in the wall!
Mootard: It's electric it makes a cool sound.
lyndsey: Read all the words in that sentence carefully.
lyndsey: And feel the power of my mental smacks.
lyndsey: Maybe even a punt in the cooter if you don't get it.
Mootard: An electric screwdriver.
Mootard: There's no other name for it?
Mootard: Oh.
Mootard: A drill.
Mootard: HAHAHAA
Mootard: Ow.
lyndsey: Exactly.
lyndsey: Mootard.
Mootard: Sorry!
mulisskaa: lol i'll be okay. just don't hurt em too bad. i blame brian for all this anyhow
lyndsey: So can I burn all his v-necks?
lyndsey: I mean really.
lyndsey: Stop stealing Kenna's shirts!
mulisskaa: matt's or brians?
lyndsey: -_- Matt has v-necks?
mulisskaa: O_O nooooo
lyndsey: I'm burning every fucking v-neck within a 100 minle radius of the boys.
mulisskaa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
mulisskaa: i can see his tats with the v neck :[
lyndsey: No grown ass man needs to wear a teen girls shirt.
mulisskaa: it's like getting a free show in public without being a perv XD
lyndsey: He can just take the damn shirt off then.
lyndsey: Those damn v-necks are atrocious.
lyndsey: JUST BECAUSE BOYS WEAR GIRL PANTS DOESN'T MAKE IT OKAY TO STEAL THEIR SHIRTS TOO!
mulisskaa: they make v necks for guys...
lyndsey: -_- Still fucking nasty.
mulisskaa: hey i wear guys v necks! cause i'm not a fucking twig
lyndsey: V-necks on girls are fine. Not on boys. Never on boys.
mulisskaa: why not?
mulisskaa: all you see is chesty muscles..
lyndsey: Just lose the fuckin shirt if that's the purpose!
mulisskaa: -_- there's no winning this is there
lyndsey: No.
lyndsey: ....Is this what our fights are going to be like when we live together?
mulisskaa: lmao probably.
mulisskaa: O_O
mulisskaa: i dont want to read about someone eating squirrles!
lyndsey: Rofl
mulisskaa: i lub squirrles :[
lyndsey: I don't. Those rats are evil!
mulisskaa: it's not in my nature to hate animals
lyndsey: I don't have animals. I just have a strong dislike for some birds and squirrels.
mulisskaa: lol
lyndsey: Those rats like to get in front of my car while I'm driving!
mulisskaa: well yeah cause their brain is the size of a penny
lyndsey: Birds do it too! They dive bomb in front of my grill.
mulisskaa: again, brain size of penny
lyndsey: Yeah well that penny sized brain can be splattered over the under carriage or grill of my car while I drive away cackling.
mulisskaa: lol you're sick
lyndsey: So I've been told.
Otter Nicole: You know what's slightly racist?
lyndsey: ?
Otter Nicole: Naming every panda Ping.
lyndsey: Rofl
Otter Nicole: I mean really?
lyndsey: It is.
Otter Nicole: XD
Mootard: Who would you fuck, marry or kill among the Avenged clan?
lyndsey: Fuck Matt, marry Zack and kill....that's one's hard.
Mootard: Yeah...
lyndsey: Lol What about you?
Mootard: Um..
Mootard: I would fuck Brian. Marry Matt. Kill...damn it no.
Mootard: Fuck Brian, Matt or Johnny...Damn it.
lyndsey: Lol and does clan include roadies and techs?
Mootard: Si.
lyndsey: Oh. Then that changes my answer.
Mootard: Lol k
Mootard: You can have two for each. Cuz wow.
lyndsey: Um.... let's see. Fuck Matt or Brian, marry Jason or Johnny (duh) and there would be no kill. Let's change it to kick in the balls and that would be Danny or Rob.
Mootard: ROFL
lyndsey: Though now I feel bad leaving Zack out.
lyndsey: So he'd get thrown in the marry pile.
Mootard: Fuck Matt or Thor. Marry Brian or Jason and kick Zacky or Danny's balls.
lyndsey: And if it really came down to it, I'd fuck Thor.
Mootard: Without the stomach. XD
lyndsey: Why would you murder Zack's testicles?!
lyndsey: Lol
lyndsey: Hell with the stomach. His hair makes up for it.
Mootard: I don't know. He seems like a capable subject.
Bubble-wrap Confessions:
Tape 1, Friday 13, 2009
Me: *happily popping my bubble-wrap*
Mom: *from down the hall* Are you bored? Do you want to leave now?
Tape 2, Friday 13 2009
Me: Tehe I just picked up my bubble wrap.
Bee: Oh Lord. The best distraction ever.
Me: I'm tempted to bite it.
Bee: Where has it been?
Me: .....On my floor.....getting stepped on.
Bee: Let's NOT put that in the mouth.
Me: But but but
Bee: No.
Me: But I wanna feel the bubble popping goodness between my teeth!
Bee: Rofl. It was on the floor.
Me: In my room.
Bee: Which was FILTHY.
Me: It's not that bad!
Bee: Riiiiiight.
Me: It's not!
Bee: You gave me PICTURES! You can't stick it in your mouth.
Me: You can't stop me.
Bee: That is true. It's still nasty,
Me: Meh.
Bee: You did it already didn't you?
Me: No. But I'm about to.
Bee: Oh Lord.
Me: That wasn't as fun as it seemed.
Bee: Rofl. Now you have germs.
Me: I had them before.
Saturday, July 24, 2010: Things have been removed so we don't look totally insane but this is chronological
Mootard: Out early! Wahoo
Mootard: EARLY DAY!
Mootard: OOOOOOH
Mootard: YEAH
lyndsey: Sorry. I was in the shower.
Mootard: Lol no big. I'm here to charge my phone and then I'm goin to themovie.
Mootard: XD
lyndsey: Lol
Mootard: I'm SURPRISED. You're taking a shower?!
lyndsey: Oh hush. I'm gonna go put gas in my car.
Mootard: HAHAHA
lyndsey: XP
lyndsey: It's on E
Mootard: Oh get real, Lynds.
Mootard: Seriously?!
Mootard: Where are you going where you need gas? Cuz I know that's the only reason you're doing it.
lyndsey: Lmao the gas light came on when I was driving home yesterday.
lyndsey: I work tonight
Mootard: Haha see?
Mootard: I knew it.
lyndsey: XP
lyndsey: But Ima wait cause my mom is on her way home and I'll be able to put more than 10 bucks in my tank.
Mootard: ROFL wow
lyndsey: ...One box of macaroni probably won't be enough. Why did I think it would be?
Mootard: Wishful thinking
lyndsey: *anime fall off chair* I have 15 freakin friend requests on myspace.
Mootard: WHAT I didn't know I was pregnant show?
Mootard: LMAO
lyndsey: TLC
Mootard: I have NONE!
Mootard: How do you NOT know!?
lyndsey: Lucky bitch.
lyndsey: Lol it happens.
lyndsey: You should watch that show. It's pretty interesting.
Mootard: That's like, oh I'm not having sex, his dick slipped.
Mootard: Like bitch, you KNOW
lyndsey: Well for some of the girls it's like, they were still getting their period and didn't have morning sickness.
lyndsey: So all the major signs of pregnancy weren't there.
Mootard: What about when their STOMACHS EXPANDED?!
Mootard: THEY KNOW THEN?!
lyndsey: Some of them, the baby was developing up into their abdomen and their stomachs weren't getting bigger.
Mootard: O_O
lyndsey: Yeah.
Mootard: Gotta watch.
lyndsey: Lol it's pretty crazy.
lyndsey: Half a pan of macaroni and a piece of corn on the cob like didn't phase me at all.
lyndsey: Now I'm eating the rest of the macaroni.
Mootard: Still hungry?
Mootard: Lol
lyndsey: Are they really making a dance movie...in 3D....
Mootard: Dude, it was me? I'd be a secretary and save up.
Mootard: YES
Mootard: Step up 3D.
Mootard: You are not the only one asking why
lyndsey: What... the... FUCKING BLOODY FUCK OF FUCK
lyndsey: They tried to friend me on myspace. I didn't see that shit when it was regular WHY THE FUCK DO I WANT TO SEE IT IN 3D!? Unless some random penis comes flying out to poke me in the eye, I'M NOT FUCKING INTERESTED
Mootard: ..I'm not interested even with the penis
lyndsey: Me either. I'd leave after that scene.
lyndsey: ...I think this should go on the wall lol.
Mootard: Lmao
lyndsey: AH BLOODY FUCKIN HELL I added them on accident
Mootard: A lot of things lately shoulda went up there. We're just weird all the time.
Mootard: You liar. You want to see Step Up 3D....Wait. Can a penis be 3D?
Mootard: Awkward.
lyndsey: That's what I'd like to know. Now... a porno in 3D? I'd go see it.
Mootard: Like a threesome in 3D. It'll be weird, but it can be done. Could you imagine? A close up of the guy's penis like it's gonna smack our face.
Mootard: And this part SHOULD not go on the wall.
lyndsey: ROFL
lyndsey: Yes it should.
Mootard: No, cuz my name on Mibba is linked to other shit. I don't want employers asking about that shit.
lyndsey: I won't use your mibba name lol
Mootard: Yay
lyndsey: Lol
lyndsey: It's gonna happen.
Mootard: Oh God. The world will know I'ma closet kink.
Mootard: Not in the closet anymore.
lyndsey: And so it begins. A band from Chi-town sent me a request.
Mootard: I'M COMIN OUT, I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW
Mootard: THAT I'MA CLOSET HO! AND I'M LETTIN IT SHOW!
Mootard: i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
lyndsey: Lmao
lyndsey: I've decided that I like The Queen And I as a party night soundtrack.
Mootard: DUH
Mootard: OH NO HEY! SHE'S AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BOTTLE!
lyndsey: I find it funny she can never find her car keys Immediately after telling me she can't take it She makes the cutest faces when she screams obscenities And slurs her words because she's never not inebriated
Mootard: I hope that's not your goal
lyndsey: Rofl
lyndsey: So this is a little OCD. But when I'm playing hearts and the other cards go in an order like 2-4 and I have the five of the same suit, I have to play it even if it's not the smartest move to make.
lyndsey: And I get a little irritated when I don't
Mootard: Oh come on. WIN
lyndsey: It also bugs me when the other computer plays don't do it. Like Chad just did. Bastard.
Mootard: ROFL
lyndsey: Seriously. Just complete the set.
Mootard: So glad I don't play it.
lyndsey: I do it in a lot of games. Like in Freecell, if I can't free the ace of hearts first then the aces of diamonds.... I start a new game.
Mootard: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
Mootard: I'd hate you in a tournament.
lyndsey: I have to have them in order. Ace of hearts, then diamonds then spades then clubs
Mootard: [face palm] OCD
lyndsey: It is not!
Mootard: Ah Baptist churches
Tape 1, Friday 13, 2009
Me: *happily popping my bubble-wrap*
Mom: *from down the hall* Are you bored? Do you want to leave now?
Tape 2, Friday 13 2009
Me: Tehe I just picked up my bubble wrap.
Bee: Oh Lord. The best distraction ever.
Me: I'm tempted to bite it.
Bee: Where has it been?
Me: .....On my floor.....getting stepped on.
Bee: Let's NOT put that in the mouth.
Me: But but but
Bee: No.
Me: But I wanna feel the bubble popping goodness between my teeth!
Bee: Rofl. It was on the floor.
Me: In my room.
Bee: Which was FILTHY.
Me: It's not that bad!
Bee: Riiiiiight.
Me: It's not!
Bee: You gave me PICTURES! You can't stick it in your mouth.
Me: You can't stop me.
Bee: That is true. It's still nasty,
Me: Meh.
Bee: You did it already didn't you?
Me: No. But I'm about to.
Bee: Oh Lord.
Me: That wasn't as fun as it seemed.
Bee: Rofl. Now you have germs.
Me: I had them before.
Saturday, July 24, 2010: Things have been removed so we don't look totally insane but this is chronological
Mootard: Out early! Wahoo
Mootard: EARLY DAY!
Mootard: OOOOOOH
Mootard: YEAH
lyndsey: Sorry. I was in the shower.
Mootard: Lol no big. I'm here to charge my phone and then I'm goin to themovie.
Mootard: XD
lyndsey: Lol
Mootard: I'm SURPRISED. You're taking a shower?!
lyndsey: Oh hush. I'm gonna go put gas in my car.
Mootard: HAHAHA
lyndsey: XP
lyndsey: It's on E
Mootard: Oh get real, Lynds.
Mootard: Seriously?!
Mootard: Where are you going where you need gas? Cuz I know that's the only reason you're doing it.
lyndsey: Lmao the gas light came on when I was driving home yesterday.
lyndsey: I work tonight
Mootard: Haha see?
Mootard: I knew it.
lyndsey: XP
lyndsey: But Ima wait cause my mom is on her way home and I'll be able to put more than 10 bucks in my tank.
Mootard: ROFL wow
lyndsey: ...One box of macaroni probably won't be enough. Why did I think it would be?
Mootard: Wishful thinking
lyndsey: *anime fall off chair* I have 15 freakin friend requests on myspace.
Mootard: WHAT I didn't know I was pregnant show?
Mootard: LMAO
lyndsey: TLC
Mootard: I have NONE!
Mootard: How do you NOT know!?
lyndsey: Lucky bitch.
lyndsey: Lol it happens.
lyndsey: You should watch that show. It's pretty interesting.
Mootard: That's like, oh I'm not having sex, his dick slipped.
Mootard: Like bitch, you KNOW
lyndsey: Well for some of the girls it's like, they were still getting their period and didn't have morning sickness.
lyndsey: So all the major signs of pregnancy weren't there.
Mootard: What about when their STOMACHS EXPANDED?!
Mootard: THEY KNOW THEN?!
lyndsey: Some of them, the baby was developing up into their abdomen and their stomachs weren't getting bigger.
Mootard: O_O
lyndsey: Yeah.
Mootard: Gotta watch.
lyndsey: Lol it's pretty crazy.
lyndsey: Half a pan of macaroni and a piece of corn on the cob like didn't phase me at all.
lyndsey: Now I'm eating the rest of the macaroni.
Mootard: Still hungry?
Mootard: Lol
lyndsey: Are they really making a dance movie...in 3D....
Mootard: Dude, it was me? I'd be a secretary and save up.
Mootard: YES
Mootard: Step up 3D.
Mootard: You are not the only one asking why
lyndsey: What... the... FUCKING BLOODY FUCK OF FUCK
lyndsey: They tried to friend me on myspace. I didn't see that shit when it was regular WHY THE FUCK DO I WANT TO SEE IT IN 3D!? Unless some random penis comes flying out to poke me in the eye, I'M NOT FUCKING INTERESTED
Mootard: ..I'm not interested even with the penis
lyndsey: Me either. I'd leave after that scene.
lyndsey: ...I think this should go on the wall lol.
Mootard: Lmao
lyndsey: AH BLOODY FUCKIN HELL I added them on accident
Mootard: A lot of things lately shoulda went up there. We're just weird all the time.
Mootard: You liar. You want to see Step Up 3D....Wait. Can a penis be 3D?
Mootard: Awkward.
lyndsey: That's what I'd like to know. Now... a porno in 3D? I'd go see it.
Mootard: Like a threesome in 3D. It'll be weird, but it can be done. Could you imagine? A close up of the guy's penis like it's gonna smack our face.
Mootard: And this part SHOULD not go on the wall.
lyndsey: ROFL
lyndsey: Yes it should.
Mootard: No, cuz my name on Mibba is linked to other shit. I don't want employers asking about that shit.
lyndsey: I won't use your mibba name lol
Mootard: Yay
lyndsey: Lol
lyndsey: It's gonna happen.
Mootard: Oh God. The world will know I'ma closet kink.
Mootard: Not in the closet anymore.
lyndsey: And so it begins. A band from Chi-town sent me a request.
Mootard: I'M COMIN OUT, I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW
Mootard: THAT I'MA CLOSET HO! AND I'M LETTIN IT SHOW!
Mootard: i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
lyndsey: Lmao
lyndsey: I've decided that I like The Queen And I as a party night soundtrack.
Mootard: DUH
Mootard: OH NO HEY! SHE'S AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BOTTLE!
lyndsey: I find it funny she can never find her car keys Immediately after telling me she can't take it She makes the cutest faces when she screams obscenities And slurs her words because she's never not inebriated
Mootard: I hope that's not your goal
lyndsey: Rofl
lyndsey: So this is a little OCD. But when I'm playing hearts and the other cards go in an order like 2-4 and I have the five of the same suit, I have to play it even if it's not the smartest move to make.
lyndsey: And I get a little irritated when I don't
Mootard: Oh come on. WIN
lyndsey: It also bugs me when the other computer plays don't do it. Like Chad just did. Bastard.
Mootard: ROFL
lyndsey: Seriously. Just complete the set.
Mootard: So glad I don't play it.
lyndsey: I do it in a lot of games. Like in Freecell, if I can't free the ace of hearts first then the aces of diamonds.... I start a new game.
Mootard: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
Mootard: I'd hate you in a tournament.
lyndsey: I have to have them in order. Ace of hearts, then diamonds then spades then clubs
Mootard: [face palm] OCD
lyndsey: It is not!
Mootard: Ah Baptist churches
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