Lyndsey's Theory of Brian Elwin Haner, Jr. part A/ Theory of Avenged Sevenfold part A/ Theory of Matthew Charles Sanders part B:
Me: For some reason, I think Brian is actually innocent minded. Like not to the point of totally innocence because come on. Look at his father. But like, I don't think he really thinks before he speaks sometimes and some of the things he says, he may not mean them the way they sound.
Me: He's a bit too much of a kid.
Friend: Lol yeah
Friend: He's the cutie innocent one
Friend: Who drinks a lot
Me: I mean they all are. They're kind of like the lost boys.
Me: lol
Friend: YES
Friend: Matt's Peter to their Lost Boys
Me: He knows the horrors of growing up so he's keeping them innocent.
Friend: Yup
Me: But Matt never needs to put on tights.
Friend: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Friend: NO
